MY PARENTS KNEW THEY HAD A PU**Y

 1) Terry thinks people want us to get divorced.  2) Terry blew Date Night.  3) Terry thinks he’s a sexier woman than Shari.  4) A bird update. 5) Advice update.  6) A CHAZ or CHOP update. 7) The birth of Dear Dumbs.  8) A man buys his wife a mask.