Episodes
SHARI AND THE ANDA'S
On this episode we have four super successful, confident, beautiful women letting you know what they look for in men. This is a very candid conversation meant to inform. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy inform...
HIGH “ANG ….. ZIATY”
We answer a couple of emails to start the show. One of them sets Shari off. Terry pitches Shari about getting rid of her office in favor of a lounge area. We attack the Proust Questionnaire. See omnystudio.com/policies/listen...
SPEAKING OF BLOWOUTS
Sockey makes a comeback. There’s a streaming update. We read a review. Terry got duped by Shari. A new segment called Shari Vs. The Neighbors. Another hilarious Dear Dumbs email. Please follow Joe on TWITCH - Caponus See omny...
TERRY BITCHES ABOUT THE IMBALANCE OF POWER IN THEIR RELATIONSHIP
Terry goes off on his “friends” who have a big social media following and podcasts. Terry reminisces about an imaginary mother-daughter threesome. Shari holds Terry to task about his playing too much Madden. He lies and says...
BY THE WAY, YOUR MOM DIED.
We start off the show with a staring contest. We believe we found somebody we're better than on TV. We will be streaming LIVE shows in September. Shari has solved the crowd noise issue for the NFL and we end …
HOW MUCH IS TOO MUCH ASS?
We have a couple of arguments we need to bring to the air. One argument is about ass, the other is pretty serious. We also have a great Dear Dumbs advice email about how important sex is in a relationship.
ARE THINGS ALWAYS GOING TO BE FU**ED UP? PSYCHIC KAMI HELPS.
We're growing uneasy with the way the world looks today, so we call Psychic Kami to hopefully put a positive spin on things. BOOK Psychic Kami HERE
WE ALMOST KILLED A GUY. WE NEED LEGAL ADVICE.
1) Welcome to our new Patreon members. 2) Shari thinks Terry needs plastic surgery. 3) Something jumped inside Shari’s bush. 4) We welcome Fuzzy into our life. 5) We almost killed a guy and attorney John Phillips gives us som...
LET’S TALK ABOUT SPHINCTERS
1) Who’s the I’m sorry champion of the relationship. 2) A Patreon update. 3) Bird update. 4) Shari planned Date Night. 5) We hate a show on HGTV. 6) It’s time to argue. 7) Shari has to apologize. 8) Dear …
MY PARENTS KNEW THEY HAD A PU**Y
1) Terry thinks people want us to get divorced. 2) Terry blew Date Night. 3) Terry thinks he’s a sexier woman than Shari. 4) A bird update. 5) Advice update. 6) A CHAZ or CHOP update. 7) The birth of …
WE HAD A GREAT MOMENT IN BED
1. Our first hand review of the CHAZ situation in Seattle. 2. What’s up with the Heads? 3. A bird update. 4.We had a great moment in bed. 5. We yearn for normal moments. 6. Shari’s childhood is a farce. …
SOMEBODY LIKES IT ROUGH ... AND THEN SOME
The bird invasion. 2. Terry’s Doctor visit. 3. Theme song entries 4. Terry’s dream about Emmanuelle Chriqui 5. Some emails about sex
WE HAD SOME DUMB F**K SOUP LAST NIGHT
Emotions run high on this episode. Terry has a new plan for all his social media posts. There's an update on the streaming portion of GOT. Terry explains how TV/Radio ratings work and then we recap our very emotional weekend …
DIDN'T YOU B**W A GUY TO THIS SONG?
SHARI GOES DOWN A SEXUAL MEMORY LANE SHARI’S STRAWBERRY TIPS DID SOMEBODY FAMOUS STEAL FROM US? SOME PEOPLE ACTUALLY DON’T KNOW HOW TO TELL TIME THE ANNIVERSARY CARD DEBACLE SHOULD GUYS ASK FOR SEX ONE TO THE FIRST SERIOUS CO...
SOME OF THE BEST RELATIONSHIP ADVICE EVER. PLUS DUCK DICKS
FOND MEMORIES OF OUR MOTHERS. TERRY’S PARENTS DIDN’T HAVE A LOT OF FAITH ABOUT HIS FUTURE. TERRY’S FIRST JOKE EVER WAS RACIST A STREAMING UPDATE THE MASKS VS THE MASK-NOTS DON’T WRITE JOKES IN BED WITH YOUR WIFE SOME GREAT …
WE BRING YOU - THE F**K TROPHY
WHO’S MORE VAIN? HAVE MEDITATION APPS GONE TOO FAR? WE BRING YOU THE FUCK TROPHY DOES HOWIE MANDEL HAVE IT RIGHT LISTENER PHONE CALLS THE ARM FART CHALLENGE
TIPS FOR THOSE WHO ARE ABOUT TO GET MURDERED
WE WENT OUTSIDE! TERRY NEEDS MORE KROKUS IN HIS LIFE SELF CENTERED BITCHES TIPS FOR THOSE WHO MAY GET MURDERED IF AMAZON LETS YOU BUT IT, IT MEANS YOU HAVE THE MONEY TYRON CHALLENGES TERRY AND SHARI SHARI JUMPS TERRYS …
TERRY TRIES TO KILL SHARI WITH A PING PONG BALL
OUR THOUGHTS ON “LIBERATING” CITIES GET YOUR GANG OF TWO MASK! TERRY TRIES TO KILL SHARI WITH A PING PONG BALL HAVING A PODCAST GIVES YOU BALLS SHARI’S VIEW OF THE MOMENT WE MET A NEW DREAM JOB AVAILABLE
SHARI SHOWS HOW SHE REALLY FEELS ABOUT THE RELATIONSHIP
SHARI’S MOTHERS SAD EASTER SETUP GANG OF TWO MASKS ARE ON THE WAY TERRY IS FEELING USED THE DUMBS REMINISCE ABOUT TALKING TO STRANGERS A STREAMING UPDATE LAME COUPLES COVID-19 ADVICE SHARI HAS A HARD TIME COMPLIMENTING TERRY ...
WOW, THAT TOOK A WEIRD TURN
A QUICK COVID UPDATE TERRY HAS BEEN CRASHING ZOOM MEETINGS THE ART OF LEARNING SHARI IS OFF TO YALE SHARI’S MOM IS GOING OFF ZOLOFT TERRY LECTURES SHARI ABOUT FORGIVENESS TO HAVE TERRY CRASH YOUR NEXT ZOOM MEETING, Fill out …
OUR LIFE SUCKS RIGHT NOW TOO.
Shari believes the Tiger King reminds her of her family The Norm McDonald Show Did Terry actually compare himself to Garry Shandling Some spirituality talk Shari and her prison workout Can this quarantine make your relationsh...
WHAT DOES A DEAD HUMMINGBIRD SOUND LIKE?
On this episode - CAN LAUGHING HELP YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM CORONAVIRUS SECLUSION UPDATE WE HAVE A HUMMINGBIRD DEATH A COUPLES IMPROV CLASS UPDATE SHARI HAS A PROBLEM WITH MELISSA MCCARTHY DID SHARI’S MOM TAKE ADVANTAGE OF HER NEI...
FIRST HAND TIPS ON HOW TO SURVIVE YOUR CORONAVIRUS SHUT-IN
To leave a message for Terry and Shari call 24/7 to 805 203-0037 Today we are thrilled to announce we are SOLD OUT of our Patreon JUMPED IN memberships. We also take calls and give our first hand experience being …
WE SAW PIGEONS HAVE SEX
OUR DESIRE TO STREAM THIS SHOW LIVE 3 DAYS A WEEK A CORONAVIRUS REPORT FROM GROUND ZERO TERRY’S PIGEON SEX STORY SHARI’S PEOPLE FUNNEL IDEA LISTENERS HELP US KILL TIME AS WE ATTEMPT TO HIDE FROM THE CORONAVIRUS